def. NOT Paige the last two, lol

Paige always want to do when she has to do guys. Don’t be rude because I like paige she a superstars divas. And you know I’m nice I don’t want to be rude with you guys or screaming with you guys I just want to be nice.

Please send to me

Send please

I actually ate one of her turds once. It was at an event in San Diego. She was one of the talent that had a personal trailer that I was in charge of setup and takedown of. The chemical toilet was fresh at setup. She was the only one to enter her trailer for more than a minute that day. In the late evening I was doing my check and sure enough, she had left me a treasure. I put my prize in a plastic bag and took it home after I finished up. I had to rinse the blue chemical off and then it was play time. I remember it like it was yesterday. Paige is only 1 of 2 celebrities I have managed to score a turd from (the other being Jenna Fischer).
It was, for the most part, unremarkable. There were 3 of them. 1 smaller one and the other 2 appeared to be one that broke in half. The smell was foul like you would expect but there was also a strong coffee odor. As I played with it (not going to get too descriptive) I found an entire intact (pinto?) bean. As I ate it I could detect the taste of coffee and lots of sugar along with the usual bitter flavor. The smallest one and most of one of the halfs are still in my freezer alongside.several chunks of Jenna Fisher’s large dry turd that broke up into pellets.
I occasionally get some from a pretty model if she has a trailer but no other celebrities. There is a guy who makes a living selling celebrity turds but you have tl know the right people to get that sort of access reliably.
The pictures of her spread ass always give me an extra thrill because I know she pushed me a snack/body rub out of it.
Never told anyone and thought I might share. Anyone else doing anything like this?